Author Topic: RPG's murdering topic (Read 157508 times)

Bilan · « **Reply #60 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:21:22 pm »

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But hey, you could be death it's self.
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Too right. Hence why this is MY murder topic. Also this has pretty much been brought on since I watched Final Destination 1, 2 and 3 this week X)

...Alien is still the best series of horror films ever though.

douglas · « **Reply #61 on:** February 15, 2006, 07:04:40 pm »

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Now your dead heheheh
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Did that sound like "now ur died" to anyone else? >_>

Anyhoo, RPG wins on creative genius points

Bilan · « **Reply #62 on:** February 15, 2006, 07:43:52 pm »

TSC Adventure ftw! (Which I am working on, huzzah!)

And :D

supergenesisman · « **Reply #63 on:** February 15, 2006, 07:50:03 pm »

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*sob sob*Oh well like i care

Bilan · « **Reply #64 on:** February 16, 2006, 07:50:07 pm »

*randomly sharpens a lightbulb*

supergenesisman · « **Reply #65 on:** February 16, 2006, 09:17:24 pm »

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*randomly sharpens a lightbulb*
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Hosehold tools?Your getting lamer...........Go and kill me again i don't care.I'll just keep on coming back to insult you on this fourm.Muhahahahahahahahahaha

Bilan · « **Reply #66 on:** February 16, 2006, 09:54:05 pm »

Unexpected implements are always best. And you should know by now, no multiple killing. Unless that is to be the way forward?

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #67 on:** February 18, 2006, 12:10:30 am »

The unexpected is expected.

Sonic: Ashura I didn't know you exist!
?????: It's Manic ,don't you know?
Sonic:Oh God..

*BANG*
Sonic:he just....dropped dead...that was creepy.

* Later in an different dimension*

Bilan · « **Reply #68 on:** February 24, 2006, 09:27:32 pm »

Each poster who posts a word with 4 or more sylabelles will now also be horrifically murdered.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #69 on:** February 24, 2006, 09:45:56 pm »

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

*cuts off RPG's thighs and elbows, leaving him to use only what he has left to fight me*

Hah, and now I have the advantage. Hehehehehehehe...

Bilan · « **Reply #70 on:** February 24, 2006, 10:23:53 pm »

Like I said. You dont cheat Death.

*RPG's removed body parts began to pulsate and wrap around PsyBorg's face, completely stopping him from breathing. Just before PsyBorg's death, RPG skims several shurikens into PsyBorg's upper body. PsyBorg's limp body falls to the floor and RPG's severed body parts reattach themselves.*

Pwnt.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #71 on:** February 24, 2006, 11:25:16 pm »

For once... I can't cheat death.

Although you are successful in stopping me from breathing, you aimed the Shurikens at my metal part of my body; the cyborg portion. Your Shurikens bounce off of them, and ricochet right back at you.

What you also don't know is that my robotic side can be on WHILE the human portion is damaged. Although the human portion can't do anything, my robotic portion escapes with my human portion, seeing as you are unable to move because of the Shurikens hitting you. I am afraid my human portion will have to be replaced after my memories and other important human factors have been transmitted to a temporary memory location in my robotic side, thus making me weaker for the time being due to the fact that I must practice within a new body. I admit that you have damaged me well.

But since I have followed your principle of not "cheating death", you must do the same. The Shurikens that hit you obviously damaged you in some way or another. So? Are you prepared to follow your own rules?

Bilan · « **Reply #72 on:** February 25, 2006, 12:15:07 am »

My limbs just regenerated themselves back onto me, after that, healing up a few teeny scratches is no problem.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #73 on:** February 25, 2006, 08:08:57 am »

RPGnutter, I ask you to notice how many words you put in that have 4 syllables or more.

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Bilan · « **Reply #74 on:** February 25, 2006, 04:16:43 pm »

It would be pointless for me to murder myself as I would simply regenerate anyway. <_<

buddychaos0415 · « **Reply #75 on:** February 25, 2006, 04:25:35 pm »

*sucks up ARRPEEGEE with an Egg Vacuum*

Ha! What you gon' do now?

PsyBorg · « **Reply #76 on:** February 25, 2006, 05:53:18 pm »

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It would be pointless for me to murder myself as I would simply regenerate anyway. <_<
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But ye has to anyway. And you have to do it brutally too, while also inside an Egg Vacuum.

How shall ye brutally murder yeself?

IMPORTANT EDIT: Osnap I just realized something.

Since you must brutally murder yourself, and you regenerate, you will have to continually attempt to kill yourself while you regenerate, meaning that you are PERMANENTLY in the act of killing yourself. Either that, or you stop regenerating. :P

Bilan · « **Reply #77 on:** February 25, 2006, 07:52:40 pm »

*whilst inside the Egg Vacuum, RPG implodes himself and becomes nothing more than a bloody stain on the floor with surrounding fragments of flesh and bone. The fragments and blood then converge until RPG is reborn into a brand new body of awesome proportions.*

Muahahaha. Pwnt.

Regen'd without even using 4 sylabelles.

douglas · « **Reply #78 on:** February 25, 2006, 08:31:05 pm »

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*whilst inside the Egg Vacuum, RPG implodes himself and becomes nothing more than a bloody stain on the floor with surrounding fragments of flesh and bone. The fragments and blood then converge until RPG is reborn into a brand new body of awesome proportions.*

Muahahaha. Pwnt.

Regen'd without even using 4 sylabelles.
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That looks like four to me :)

yse · « **Reply #79 on:** February 25, 2006, 08:42:16 pm »

XD.

Douglas wins the thread.

(if I'd kept this in CC I could've locked it, but oh well...)

PsyBorg · « **Reply #80 on:** February 25, 2006, 09:00:05 pm »

Hehehe, now RPG has to make sure he doesn't use words with 4 syllables, or he'll have to kill himself. :P

Oh yes, and "awesome proportions" does not mean anorexic. XP

Bilan · « **Reply #81 on:** February 25, 2006, 10:42:51 pm »

*shoots douglas through the head with a nailgun*.

That was the phonetic spelling of an evil laugh, and so by default, technically has no sylabelles as its merely a sound.

Also:

*shoots mike through the head with a nailgun*

Thats for threatening to lock my masterpiece D:

And while Im at it

*shoots theenglishman through the head with a nailgun*

Thats for whatever you did that mike made a topic about, regardless of the fact you havent posted in this topic in a while.

NO-ONE, is safe. :o

PsyBorg · « **Reply #82 on:** February 25, 2006, 11:32:34 pm »

RPGNutter, tell me, how many evil laughs have had three or less syllables?

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #83 on:** February 26, 2006, 12:30:27 am »

How about: "Ho ho ho!"

...Robotnik style, not Santa Claus style. >_>

Also nail guns? How UNORIGINAL.

Buizel · « **Reply #84 on:** February 26, 2006, 10:20:34 am »

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If we continue to keep posting you will eventually run out of inventive ideas to brutally murder us.
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As I said. A nail gun? >_>

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*shoots douglas through the head with a nailgun*.

That was the phonetic spelling of an evil laugh, and so by default, technically has no sylabelles as its merely a sound.

You spelled 'syllables' incorrectly. :( I must give that an F--! It doesn't matter whether you spelled 'Muahahaha' phonetically or not, words still have syllables whether they be onomatopoeic (or similar) in nature or not.

And I think that lots of people are safe, especially those that don't come and post in this topic. :D

*goes back to playing Riders*
Try To Keep Up!

~PK

EDIT: 'no one' doesn't have a hyphen between the two words, either. :(

Bilan · « **Reply #85 on:** February 26, 2006, 12:48:51 pm »

Nail guns are short, and quite literally to the point, hence being useful when a quick kill is needed.

*attaches ropes to Psyknux's wrists and ankles and suspends him slightly above 50 boiling kettles. Whilst doing this, strong sulphuric acid is steadily being dripped onto his face, RPG tears open Psyknux stomach, pours in some vodka, and drops a lit match.*

And stfu Spinny D:

*roundhouse kicks Spinny out of a window, luckily on the 12th floor. Spinny also luckily falls through the roof of a van on the ground which is transporting several hundred panes of glass, which shatter on impact and skewer him. RPG throws a cannonball down for good measure.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #86 on:** February 26, 2006, 01:15:25 pm »

PsyBorg makes a partial clone of his robotic side at his base. The newly made clone is given a mission: destroy RPGnutter, or put him in a position where his regeneration will not be effective. The clone, after long traveling, finds and grabs RPGnutter, and throws him all the way to a nearby factory using a super-throw move. The clone goes there and once again cuts off RPGnutter's thighs and arms. Before RPG has a chance to regenerate, the clone kicks him in the balls and takes out an incredibly long knife he bought from India in Billy Bog Wan's store, which is twice the size of a large knight sword. The clone uses its partially-copied psychic powers to lift and use the sword with ease, and quickly cuts off RPG's head before he has even regenerated one bit. After that, RPG is stabbed in the heart (or where it should be) with the sword. Although RPG regenerated, his entire body is pushed onto one of those machines that continually stomp an item. The clone stops the conveyor, but not the machines. Therefore, RPG is stuck attempting to regenerate from having his body parts continually seperated, but the machine stomps on him continually so fast that he is unable to regenerate, seeing as his limp body cannot move away from the machine.

The clone throws in some poisonous waste from the factory tools center and also sets up a static field, making RPGnutter become permanently paralyzed and unable to move while being permanently poisoned and crushed.

win

douglas · « **Reply #87 on:** February 26, 2006, 02:37:03 pm »

I thought I won already.

Buizel · « **Reply #88 on:** February 26, 2006, 02:55:01 pm »

This topic has lost all sense of sense: RPG is resorting to killing already-dead people. *wtfs* :(

And yes, you already won douglas. :D Therefore, we need to close the topic before the forum explodes.

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...RPG tears open Psyknux stomach, pours in some vodka, and drops a lit match.*
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You need to learn about possessives. :( It's supposed to be Psyknux's...unless there's a new type of stomach named after me. ;)

PsyBorg · « **Reply #89 on:** February 26, 2006, 03:26:43 pm »

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I thought I won already.
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Yes, but I can win ALONG with you. :)

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